(Source: shannibals, via geothebio)

"Not everyone you lose is a loss."

— (via starlate)

(via voodoojunkie)

Kenways speaking

(Source: connorforever, via nessuno)

haanigram:

laeyele:

May I have your autograph? Perhaps even, a leg??

such a precious cannibal serial killer uwu

Just watched an in-uniform soldier take a homeless man who asked for food money to get dinner at the teriyaki shop near my bus. Little things like this restore a bit of my faith in humanity.

otakuthekid:

colonelkingpiece:

colonelmustangsnipples:

itsmalice:

johnfontin:

the pig goes “oink oink”

the cow goes “moooo”

the horse goes “neighhhh”

the dog goes “ed…ward”

You’re grounded. 

so is hughes

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I didn’t see that comin’

this fandom is self-destructive

(Source: gottfriedvonleibniz, via thedetectiveandtheblogger)

aliceoftherose:

postcardsfromtheoryland:

It upsets me on a fundamental level that Arthur Shappey and Hannibal Lecter can be seen wearing nearly the same outfit.

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SURPRISING RICE

(via enterpriserising)

angelalchemy:

standbyfortitanfall:

girlwithalessonplan:

heliosapollo:

losed:

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

yes hello i am here to learn geometries

That crow is more prepared than some of my students.

You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL. 

THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM

angelalchemy:

standbyfortitanfall:

girlwithalessonplan:

heliosapollo:

losed:

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

yes hello i am here to learn geometries

That crow is more prepared than some of my students.

You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL. 

THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM

(Source: sickpage, via the-mamishka)

"Wake up every morning and tell yourself that you’re a badass bitch from hell and that no one can fuck with you and then don’t let anybody fuck with you."

— Kate Nash’s advice to college students (via balthazarswings)

(Source: morganmarguerite, via thedetectiveandtheblogger)

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

(via girlwithakiwi)

broomsticksandpaddles:

youarelookingatthis:

There needs to be a live action version of this starring Neil Patrick Harris and Robert Downey Jr.

OH MY GOD

(Source: ellariasandmartell, via zeonfoxie)

Braden Summers traveled to six different countries to prove that no matter where you are, love is equal.

(Source: thereverieinrealityy, via zeonfoxie)

weiweipon:

woooo productivity!

(via thoughtkiller)

The apartment building sahraylia and I are moving into is:

  • 6 blocks from a cemetery
  • 6 blocks from a library
  • 5 blocks from a park/the sound

Aka I am going to be in heaven living there.